blubber-bean
does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. its a bean. made of blubber. a blubber-bean. g-d knows what genious made that up. usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. if implanted into an animals left eye.a blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. the matter left from this is a blubber bean. the whole cycle then starts again. of course, if there is a nearby eye.
hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
oh cool! what flavour?
blubber you idiot!
find a nice eye for it?
yeah its ok i guess.i named my tree janice you know.
my, what a pretty name! what about the blubber-bean?
potato!
when a “fart” runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scr-t-m…causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.
while lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean…disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that n-body would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.
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