bludgeon
beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.
then this kid tried to steal my decks; so i bludgeoned him to death with one of my tech 1200’s.
to beat with a club or other blunt object
she wouldn’t suck my d-ck so i bludgeoned her wiht my c-ck.
the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)
man! the cops bludgeoned the sh-t out of that guy when they arrested him.
when one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).
holy sh-t! johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!
it’s a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a compet-tion , or an argument.
when you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you’re a winner.
we bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!
derived from the american ‘blud’ and the english ‘brethren’ meaning a group of close brothers.
an upper-cl-ss method of speaking to commoners and trying to ‘fit in’.
person telling story: ‘me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church’
lady smith: ‘excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to harrods?’
smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).
me: i’m thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.
you: well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. i would have had a big bludgeon the entire time 🙂
you: -buldge. stupid smart phone !!!
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