blue aqua marine
the s-xual act of hiring a dolphin to swim into a woman’s v-g-n-, stunting her in the air out of the water as if she was flying.
dude… my girl and i snuck into sea world after hours and pulled off the blue aqua marine! it was the most majestic thing i have ever seen..
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