Swagili
the vernacular (slang) of our generation (everyone who reads urbandictionary) . the ability to use and the variance of specific words between social circles characterizes and to a degree, segregates groups of individuals. on a universal scale, people who are “with it” can at a minimum understand swagili, but only the “cool kids” can speak it with confidence.
mikey p: yo waddup brah what’s good over at ya spot when can i slide with the birds and the loud
mikey’s boy: yo dawg right after my main rides, we lampin
mikey p (at 7/11 buying backwoods): yo my n-gg- lemme get a pack a woods some flame and a three pack of straps
babu: i am from pakistan!, i am not african! i cannot pack any forest for you and i am not gonna set it on fire! what is straps!?
mikey p: maaaaaann straps! you know the thots dawg, they thirsty so we gotta be strapped up for when it’s going down man
babu: what are you saying! this is not english!
mikey p: maan you aint speak the dialect? its swagili!
#thot #swag #dawg #condom #loud #weed #main #lampin #slide #slang #lingo #what’s good
Read Also:
- Jontouring
walking around in a “gay” fashion person1: “he’s obviously gay” person2: “don’t be a h-m-phobe” person1: “but he’s clearly jontouring” #gay #pride #walk #h-m-phobe #strut
- jakehead
jakehead is a synonym for d-ckhead. often used by health teachers in appalacha to describe unruly youth. sandy doesn’t behave in cl-ss. clide is a bo diddley jakehead.
- STRELFIE
struggle selfie. the ultimate social media status currency; the act of photographing ones self in the act of sjw struggle. yo, i dig that burning ambalance in yo strelfie – is that an old folks home in the background there?
- Solution Architect
the person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullsh-t and translate it into layman’s terms this solution actually makes sense! that’s unusual. i wonder how that happened my job is done! -exits building-
- trystn
a qt 3.14 who is a nerd but also very friendly. and usually brings kolaches to her closest friends wo trystn is so cool and nerdy