blue bagged


when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of sh-t that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and sh-tty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.
guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.

guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.

guy one: d-mn…that sh-t aint even green

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