Blue Balled Butler
blue balled butler – a man dominated and terrorized by his wife. unlike p-ssy whipped guy, blue balled butler’s wife hasn’t had s-x with him in years.
ben, the blue balled butler, had to leave his buddy’s monthly poker game at 9:00 pm because his wife m-ffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch orange county housewives. the day also had special meaning to ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night m-ffy had a bit too much wine.
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