blue banger
a s-x practice:
1) a woman ties a man to a bed with a string around the base of his errect p-n-s to cut off circulation
2) she forces three or four blueberries into the urethra to improve the color
3) she leaves him tied up until his d-ck becomes rotten and diseased from having no blood supply
4) the woman returns and forces the man’s festering d-ck into her c-nt and continues to cram it in until the diseased c-ck falls apart
5) a group of men then use the hole where the p-n-s used to be for a g-ngb-ng
be careful if you’re planning to hook up tonight, you might be in for a blue banger
someone who has a smurf fetish and wants their partner to wear blue body paint when they have s-x.
i had to break up with her because she was a blue banger. she always wanted to cover me in blue body paint.
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