Blue Bastard


an alcoholic drink made with vodka, fresca, and grape flavoured gatorade fierce.
that blue b-st-rd sure put him on his -ss last night.
the universal measure of temperature extremes.
we decided to just screw because it was colder than a blue b-st-rd out on the lake; we decided to just screw because it was hotter than a blue b-st-rd out on the lake.

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