Blue Boredom


a painful condition when someone has been somewhat entertained but then is not allowed to continue the enjoyment of said entertainment, causing their boredom to grow and engorge, and thus be driven into a state of insane boredom.
it’s like blue b-lls, but with entertainment instead of genitalia.
mike: hey dude, it’s been fun hangin’ with you, but my girl is calling, i gotta go.
phil: dude, you just got here.
mike: sorry bro.
(mike leaves)
phil: d-mn, i got blue boredom now, this can only be resolved by sky diving.

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