Blue Box

n. what a woman gets after becoming s-xually excited, but not satisfied. the female equivalent to blue b-lls.
when i left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box.
a condition, similar to blueb-lls but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.
“i was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now i’ve got a nasty case of bluebox.”

“considering the way the white house owns congress right now, harriet miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn’t get confirmed.”
a tone generator built and used by phone phreaks during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations.
the infamous hacker icon captain crunch helped to popularize usage of the blue box in the 70s, making at&t’s long distance phone service affordable for the m-sses.
when you get blue b-lls from a girl.
hey man. i almost got laid. yeah. i didn’t blue balled. i gave her blue box.

blue box that b-tch.

that your bb?
nah i just blue boxed that b-tch!
the female equivalent to blue b-lls. the ache one feels when not adequately satisfied by her man (or woman). sucks -ss
man, he kissed me all over and then no d-ck. blue box like mad right now

i was on the rag so no s-x. god my ovaries ache. blue box.\\

my v-g-n- could really use some c-ck. too bad my vibrator is out of batteries. ive got a bad case of blue box…box is a euphemism for v-g-n-.

i have blue box like crazy right now, i guess thats why i started that fight with him…
verb

emptying the contents of one’s pockets (and sometimes the clothes as well) into the blue plastic containers at airport security.
when i flew into jfk, they even had me bluebox my comfort blanket.
the act of sodomizing a corpse. necrophilia
i went out to the cemetery last night, and got myself a little blue box.