blue couch


a picture text of a woman giving a bl-w j-b to a moster d-ck next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase “hey i’m selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it.”
jeffrey: hey alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
alex: noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
a picture of a woman with the largest p-n-s ever created by science in her mouth as she sits in front of a blue couch sent in the form of a text to an unsuspecting person with the words “hey i’m selling this blue couch but unfortunatly this is the only pic i have of it so let me know if you’re interested.”
jeffrey: hey alex, want me to send you the blue couch?
alex: nooooooooooo!!!!!!

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