Blue gum moon cricket


an old african-american from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.
yo, did ya’ll peep mr. johnson down on w. 63rd? he a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

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