blue hose
it’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. it’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing c-m flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your c-m from releasing until your c-mming sensation subsides. you are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.
jared: i’m never hooking up with jessie again
zach: why man? she’s hot!
jared: dude…she totally blue hosed me last night and i’m still feeling it.
zach: that’s pretty sh-tty. want some ice?
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