Blue Hyena


when a woman tells a man to close his eyes while he has an erection. then she shoves a blue sharpie up his d-ck, making sure to break it so the blue ink comes out of his p-ss hole. then, while the man looks at her like she’s a maniac, she laughs in his face.
fratboy1: man, yesterday my girl did a blue hyena to me.
fratboy2: dude, you are kidding!
fratboy1: i’m not! she said it was payback for doing the alaskan firedragon to her the other day.

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