blue lagoon
a public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (also, coincidentally — and appropriately, the t-tle of a brooke shields movie.)
gas station manager:
“g-ddamit, zeke. that last fat b-st-rd who pulled in here left a big ol’ stinkin’ t-rd floatin’ in the blue lagoon. son-of-a-b-tch won’t flush. now get in there and fish it out.”
gas station attendant:
“f-ck you. i quit.”
an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of uv blue vodka and 2 liters of mountain dew.
dude, we totally got f-cked up last weekend on blue lagoon.
when several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.
those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in bradley’s pool!
when a woman sees a older mans erection and jumps on it, straddling his wheelchair. when the man starts choking, she hits the back of his head with a walking stick, thus -j-c-l-t-ng v–gr- from his mouth. she p-sses in his lap, creating a blue lagoon.
why’s old jim wet through? oh, maureen just gave him a blue lagoon
while having s-x standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her -ss, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
umberto gave a girl the blue lagoon at the fair.
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