Blumpkin Jack


the act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a wizard of oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
bryan: whoa! you look you happy

jake: i just got the best blumpkin jack from lvg!

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