blue martini
the blue martini – this is the blue toilet bowl cleaner found inside your toilet bowl. this blue martini is served best shaken and not stirred. the dirty blue martini is a sh-t left overnight inside you toilet bowl, however it is served best chilled and stirred not shaken….
kim invited several of her co-workers that she couldn’t stand. while her co-workers were outside, kim came inside to mix them up a nice blue martini. kim went into her cabinets grabbed several martini gl-sses and proceeded to the bathroom where she dunked the gl-sses in the toilet bowl. bottoms up
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