Blue Mistic


blue mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad bahamian gal. the drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for s-x or s-xual favors. the other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.
bamboo shack cashier : do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
guy: yes, a blue mistic
bamboo shack cashier : do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind

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