blue mushroom


see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. it is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect p-n-s.
did you see the mark on her face?, that must’ve been a blue mushroom
the act of gripping an erect p-n-s by the shaft right below the head and punching the p-n-s until it is completely bruised.
i was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!

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