Blue Phanom


original superhero who fights crime armed with only a four-wheeled sled and a pair of electric blue mothercare y-fronts to conceal his ident-ty. most sightings have been reported in the tri-town area and at dallas cowboys home games. often replicated (spiderman, superman) but never duplicated.
the blue phanom will never rest until he has blooded his pants.

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