blue platypus
blue platypus:
a blue platypus, often shortened to “bp,” is someone who can truly be described as a god. they don’t get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. you basically can’t talk back to them, they’re just that good.
person 1: yo dude, the eagles suck. the patriots so had that!
person 2: man if i were on the patriots, i would carry them to victory. i’m so much better than tom brady but no one realizes it!
person 1: sure you are, you blue platypus.
person 2: that’s a good thing, right?
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