Blue Screen Of Death
microsoft’s most successful program
“at microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death”
the main screen of windows.
windows has been running for 2 minutes now. we can thusly expect a blue screen of death right about… now.
blue screen that you’re all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. if you can’t wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.
last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an -ssembly. i laughed my -ss off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their sh-tty powerpoint presentation.
an error message on a blue screen and uses the ms-dos font. this happens when major or “fatal” errors occur. in some cases you can press any key “to continue,” but sometimes pressing ctrl+alt+del may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a “system halted._” message.
windows me sucks. i get blue screens of death 24/7.
a windows problem in which your ram isn’t capable of the program you are running. happens most often in windows 98 or windows 98se
amazing, i haven’t had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. quick honey, call ripleys beleive it or not.
a cruel joke played by bill gates. a blue colored screen that appears whilst using any of the windows operating systems, whether you have done something wrong with the computer or not. it prompts you to press any key to return to windows, or press ctrl alt del, but generally neither work. therefore your computer “dies” and it makes you want a mac even more every time you get the blue screen of death.
f-ck you bill gates
windows is f-cking gay
what the f-ck, the blue screen of death sucks -ss. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.
what you tend to see every 30 minutes when using windows me.
women love the blue screen of death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds “gorgeous highlights” to their hair.
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