Blue Shit


an alcoholic beverage consisting of grain alcohol, sugar syrup, and blue raspberry flavoring. can cause intoxication to “sneak up on you” due to the high amount of sugar increasing the alcohol’s effect.
yo’. that blue sh-t tasted like juice but i was so drunk when i tried to stand up, i fell on my -ss.
clearly being the worst of the worst. not only is it bad, but it is distinguishable amoung other sh-t for being so bad.
tomb raider is the blue sh-t of bad movies.
a more superior form of bullsh-t that pertains to law enforcement. law enforcement officers have to be excellent bullsh-tters, so they learn how to “bluesh-t” in the police academy. “bluesh-t” is more thought out, truthful, and superior form of bullsh-t.

bluesh-t is a synonym for pigsh-t.
rick scott getting rid of the florida retirement system is bluesh-t!
!) the mildly more food safe version of windex.

2) p–p that happens after eating blue ice cream.
1) “bro! i got so stoned last night i forgot eating all that blue ice cream. if it were not for the blue sh-t i would never have known”

2) “the espresso machine is all f-cking crusty. where is the blue sh-t?”

3) “don’t bring that windex bull sh-t up in here. windex is illegal. we have blue sh-t!”

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