blue shoe


someone who really tries to accomplishes something, but is just confused. they almost reach their goal but in reality they just end up f-cking it up. its a nice way of saying, “f-ck up”.

the origin came from some guy who really f-cked up at something and they always wore blue shoes.
congrats this year’s blue shoe award goes to you! you almost had it but you f-cked up!
1 more definition
1. in the halo games, to stick someone with a plasma grenade, usually on the foot. the term comes from the grenades’ blue color.

2. it also refers to someone who has had this done to them.
“aw, man, that’s the third time in a row i’ve been blue shoed!”

“take that, ya dirty little blue shoe!”

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