Blue Tick Syndrome
when someone has a constant habit of reading messages and not replying on whatsapp (social media)
samantha: “hey ashley … what the h-ll is wrong with trey … he’s like, reading my messages and not f-cking replying!”
ashley: “oh well … you know …. he got blue tick syndrome”
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