ho-pair


the au pair your husband f-cks on the side – also known as a “homewrecker.” she destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank -ss cooch.
“hey – my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! i think i’ll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!”

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