Blue Tubes
the female version of blue b-lls. when a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she’s trying to queef a fireball.
peach: mario, why do you always stop in the middle of s-x? youre giving me blue tubes.
mario: peacha! i gotta getta da coins! imma so sorry…
peach: well sorry doesn’t cut it, i feel like a fireball is coming out of my v-g-n-
mario: sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
peach: you are an idiot mario. im going to go find luigi…..
the female eqivalent of “blue b-lls”
dude, i was bangin’ my girlfriend and i gave her blue tubes!
adult orientated material on youtube
mature your veins and vines savouring mature wines and adult dines on bluetube
when we’re not sure what some electric devices are called, somehow we mix them up unintentionally like bluetooth and youtube.
betsy:hey josh where’s my bluetube you had it last?
josh:it’s in the car,i took it off when i finished talking to linda.
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