blue turds


when you eat too many blue snow cones and your p–p turns blue.
todd ate too many snowcones i bet he’s going to have blue t-rds.
a group of poor, poverty ridden valley b-ms who support the 2nd best team in wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. these people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how ledley is good when he’s actually f-cking sh-t.
“those bluet-rds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, f-cking sc-m bags, then they swam away into the distance”

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