blue unit
a can of busch light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to beeradvocate. it is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own blue units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member’s hand “new melle woodcutters style”. continue to drink the blue units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you’re currently on during conversation. do not finish drinking the blue units until they are all consumed.
hey garrett look, bob brought a personal cooler of blue units to thanksgiving. let’s watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn’t finish.
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