blue waffle crunch
when a woman with blue waffle stands above a portuguese man named mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.
mr vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.
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