Blue Whale Cock
the largest d-ck of any animal. the blue whale c-ck can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. the blue whale c-ck is so big that if you were to suck its c-m blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. its d-ck weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. so for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale d-ck you down 😉
wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?
that is not a seal, that is a blue whale c-ck
woah, that’s f-cking huge
i know right!!! biggest in the animal kingdom
#whale #animal #animal kingdom #d-ck #c-ck #p-n-s #funny
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