blueberry buttcheeks
blueberry b-ttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. the spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
uncle richard threw me over his knee and gave my -ss a d-mn good thrashing because he felt i was being impertinent. the fact i’m 39 and a headmistress and his p-n-s erect throughout notwithstanding, i felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry b-ttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. i came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my -ss is feeling like its old self – heavily sagging and puckered from all the -ss f-cking my husband seems to enjoy.
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