blueberry monster
1. a delicious odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. rare, extreme cases of blue b-lls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
girl: no, i’m not going to have s-x with you.
guy: well, then i might just turn into a blueberry monster!
girl: ok! i’ll have s-x with you! what a delicious drink!
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