Blueberry Muffintop


the bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. the bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! come on already!
wtf man! i’ve heard of m-ffintop, but she’s got to have blueberry m-ffintop!

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