Bluecifer
bluecifer, steed of satan, is a giant blue statue of a horse rearing back on his hind legs. he stands outside denver international airport and watches nervous and weary travelers preparing to take a chance in the air. the ultimate power lies in bluecifer’s eyes, which are a type of red led that pierces the night and will stare a hole through your soul or possibly ignite your car as you drive by.
i was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when bluecifer’s eyes distracted me so much that i slid into the ditch. upon climbing out of my car, bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. “noooo!” i screamed as i turned and ran back to denver as fast as my horrified -ss could run.
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