Bluenited States
v. to pleasure yourself watching youp-rn.com
agent sakamoto: so when was the last time you re-ssured yourself?
agent sicre: last night, once, before bed time. y tu?
agent sakamoto: twice this morning, once at lunch, and one more before going to bed – think of you of course!
agent sicre: awwww..you’re so sweeeeet! that much re-ssurance, huh?
agent sakamoto: now you know the secret of my confidence displayed before you.
agent sicre: i can’t wait. see you in a twenty minutes.
agent sakamoto: gigggity.
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