bluesmobile
the car that joliet jake and elwood blues cruise in as of jakes release of prison. it is a 1974 dodge monaco with police add-ons. it’s got a v8 engine, rear-wheel drive, can run out of gas, does have special powers because of an el-train generator located next to elwoods apartment. unfortunately, due to the excesive use while running from the police, it met its maker when the blues brothers reached their destination. it’s now in a scr-pyard somewhere. 18 years later it was replaced by a new bluesmobile, a 1990 ford crown victoria police cruiser which n-body knows what happend to. it is also capable of running out of gas and doing amazing stunts.
(after seeing a retired police car drive through your local mall) holy cr-p, did you see that bluesmobile just bomb through here!?
the bluesmobile is the car driven by the blues brothers in the movie of the same t-tle. originally a cadillac, elwood traded this for a microphone, and bought a 1940s police car from a police auction. he kept it in a transformer shed, which endowed it with special powers, as in the ability to flip over n-z-s, and to never, ever, ever run out of gas.
i want to go for a ride with elwood in the bluesmobile, if you know what i mean.
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