Bluetooth Commando
someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their bluetooth headset when not in their car. these people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. these people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the d-mn time!).
rev: “hey check out that bluetooth commando over there flirting with those middle school girls…”
bink: “what a douche, i heard he doesn’t even own a cell phone…”
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