Bluetooth Universe
a theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the bluetooth realm.
nancy was walking through the bluetooth universe. she had a bluetooth knife flung at her. nancy’s options were to take the hit and die in the bluetooth universe, or turn off the bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. she tried to turn off the bluetooth in the bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. hence, she died in the bluetooth universe. also, if you die in the bluetooth universe, you are not a bihari.
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