Bluezak
blues + muzak. blues of the weekend-warrior, bar-band and public access television variety. usually played by middle-aged, overweight, balding white men, in a desperate attempt to hold on to their youth with borrowed 60’s nostalgia, to the slavering admiration of drunk, single, white-trash mothers.
randy suggested they hit big daddy’s for a beer that friday night, but jim said if he hears another bluezak band doing stormy monday, he wont hesitate to jump up on stage and regulate.
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