Bluffkin
as opposed to the blumpkin, in which a dude gets his c-ck sucked while taking a dump, a bluffkin is:
a) the act in which a dude believes that his lady is going to suck his c-ck whilst he is taking a dump and instead, she leaves him alone such that he only takes a dump el solo;
b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his c-ck while he takes a dump, but doesn’t actually p–p.
1) i was totally gonna give my boyfriend a blumpkin, but he never p–ped and thus, bluffkinned me.
2) dude, my girlfriend gave me a bluffkin last night. i was so ready to sh-t and c-m at the same time its not even funny. but she denied me the blumpkin. b-tch.
1 more definition
the process of smoking, usually marijuana, while defecating.
“i had a nice bluffkin today before work.”
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