Blumer
an ardent fan of actor jeff goldblum.
my blumer friend owns multiple copies of the fly on laserdisc.
someone who is misunderstood by std carrying wh-r- ex-girlfriends.
why don’t you go down on me blumer?
because your p-ssy smells like death.
a person who develops late, whether it be s-xually, mentally or physically. usually tends to be a bluff m-ff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.
person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie
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