BLUMF


big lipped ugly mother f-cker
i walk out of a restaurant when i see blumfs in the kitchen.
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big lipped ugly mother f-cker
your mother is a blumf!!!!!!!
an acronym for big lipped ugly mother f-cker, and a slang used by white surfer types from the playa del rey/ westchester, ca area in the late 1970’s to describe a person of african descent with out angering them into a tribal uprising.
d-mn stelly, did you see that blumf, his fro was gnarly huge.
stands for big lipped ubangy mother f-cker. it is not ugly, like the previous example stated. ubangy is slang for someone of african tribal descent. a deroggatory term for negroes..
-most basketball players, including kobe bryant, karl malone, and gary payton, are blumfs..

-go collect your well-fare, like a blumf.
big lip ugly mother f-cker
g-d your a f-cking blumf
when you get a bl-wj-b while going for a sh-t at the same time
guy: fancy a blumf?
girl: whats a blumf?
guy: c’mon into the sh-tter and i’ll show you

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