blumkin berries
you start with numorous insufficent wipes of the -n-s. upon completion you should have an abundance of dry sh-t on the tips of your -ss hair. once all the sh-t has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). you then take part in the act of s-xual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. after such act you pull out the baggie and feed the “blumkin berries” to your s-xual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
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