blumkin cornea transplant con feces
while taking a dump and getting f-ll-t–, you -j-c-l-t- in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the cr-pper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
Read Also:
- bogan slogan
script tattoo, favoured by bogans, featuring some “meaningful” phrase. extra points for an unintentional spelling mistake or mistranslation from another language. saw this chick on the train with a great bogan slogan “sieze the day”
- bombatical
on sabatical from being bombastic. that douchebag broke my heart and put me on bombatical!
- bolto
describes teenagers and young adults who wear the latest in western women’s fashion. (basically, any girl who wears slippers, has midriff tops/halter tops/etc., short skirts, basically anything that teenie bopper wannabe girls see their favourite beauty queen pop stars wearing in girlfriend magazine.) i was up to my armpits in boltos at university today. i […]
- bombazi
usually used for either food or cocaine, it describes a substance of incredible quality. it’s roots stem from the adjective bomb. bombazi is was formed using the swahili ending ‘azi’ meaning most. can also be used for an experience. synonym for headie. d-mn boy this blow is bombazi! dude, that was the most bombazi weekend […]
- bomb party
a party where you must also have a “bomb side” when getting drinks at the bar, you must also have bomb shots or a jagerbomb with your order. results in an increase in vulnerability to alcohol. basically making you drunker, quicker. separates the lightweights from the heavyweights. occurs whenever a bomb party is announced although […]