Blummer
the applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the sl-t back out at the last minute.
me: did i tell you of this sl-t that i fuggin got a bl-w j-b from last night bro?
jv: what? no haha do tell
me: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye f-ckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her sl-tty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a sh-t upstairs. talk about a blummer.
1 more definition
an expensive gift given to a significant other.
tim got joyce a blummer
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