blumonday


of arabic descent
“yo – i think she’s a blumonday under that hijab”
1) the s-xiest woman alive
“man, is she a blumonday or what?”
n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on irc with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the urban dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony
“i turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around irc in a way that i thought would make me appear beautiful but then i found myself in the middle of the blumpkies.”

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