blumowitz


when talking about food in the past tense, such as grilled cheese or bananas the word blumowitz can be put into a phrase. it also has many other outrageous meanings such as, talking about skateboards as if you birthed them or if you have a parachute as a style of fashion.
joey:man, that party was some blumowitz.
brenton:i know man. grilled cheeses were everywhere and don’t forget the sliced bananas!

brenton:wow! look at that person over there joey
joey:holy guacamole! where can i get a parachute like that?!
brenton:i dont know man, but they are obviously blumowitz!

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