Blumpadactyl


a s-xual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is sh-tting. in order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a sk-nkasaurous rex (see definition).
my two buddies and i got a blumpadactyl last night. that’s it.

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