blumpelstilskin


recieving oral s-x from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.
yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.
the act of recieving f-ll-t–, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.
yo man, i was with this b-tch and i had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, i started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she’d blowing me, that’s what i call a blumpelstilskin

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